[ Retards Make Good Friends von Beer Softened Stool ]



The opening riff (Riff 1)
e-------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------
G----------------------------------------7--
D--------2--------2--------2--------2----7--
A--------2--------2--------2--------2----5--
E--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0-------


Repeat The Riff (4x)

 E 
Hey mama tell you what I say
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Said I'm lookin' for a friend today
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Lookin for a friend I can trust
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He's gotta ride in a short school bus


Chorus:
 D                D#    E 
Retards.....Make Good Friends!
 D                D#    E 
Retards.....Make Good Friends!
 D                D#    E 
Retards.....Make Good Friends!


 E 
My friend Marc wears a hockey helmet
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He shits his pants but he can't help it
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Out in public he beats his dick
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I use retards to pick up chicks


**Chorus


Bridge: (lots of groaning and drooling)
 A    B    C    D 
 A    B    C    D    E 


**Solo Over Verse Chords
**Chorus (2x)