[ Return Of The Postmoderns von Better Than Ezra ]



Intro/Verse Riff:
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D-----------4-4-2---2-2-0-0-0---------
A--2-2-2-2--------------------4-4-----
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(Riff)
Ten cent lovers
(Riff)
Beneath the covers
(Riff)
Riding on a wet dream
	B5	D/A  G
Silver tonic free


(Riff)
High stool sweet tarts
(Riff)
Equipped with green cards
(Riff)
Chomp their 401k's
	B5	D/A  G
Semi-chocolate brie


**Break:  F#5  E5


Chorus (Riff 2):
A5		   F#5
Digging in Los Cruces
	E5		D/A
For an army drab container
A5		   F#5
Carbon dating clothes
	E5		D/A
For the last time they were washed

(Riff)
Shelby and Sheila
(Riff)
Onomatopoeia
(Riff)
Catch hang nail on Banion
	B5		D/A  G
Shiver Martin Sheen


(Riff)
Preschool mothers
(Riff)
in Technicolor
(Riff)
Are fire bombing Dresden
	B5		D/A  G
Stanton, Harry Dean


Chorus (Riff 2):
A5		   F#5
Feeding line caught tuna
	E5		D/A
To a neutered Bodhisattva
A5		   F#5
Writhing peached for the President
	E5		D/A
Out on the White House lawn
A5		   F#5
Beating Herbert Hoover
	E5		D/A
With a leather tipped Pinada
A5		   F#5
Thorn and Katy drink the milk
	E5	D/A
Tinted Amerasian Green


**Verse riff and end with chorus riff twice:
RETURN, RETURN, RETURN, etc... :)