[ Short People von Randy Newman ]




Intro: A   F#m7   Bm7   E7sus4 (2x)

A                F#m7       Bm7              E7sus4
Short People got no reason. Short people got no reason
A                F#m7            Bm7    E7sus4
Short people got no reason to li - ive.  They got


A                A7/G
Little hands and little eyes
D/F#                      F7
They walk around tell-in' great big lies. They got
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Little noses and tiny little teeth, they wear 
D/F#                    F7
Platform shoes on their nasty little feet. Well, I


Chorus:
A     F#m7    Bm7   E7sus4
Don't want no short people
A     F#m7    Bm7   E7sus4
Don't want no short people
A     F#m7    Bm7   E7sus4        A
Don't want no short people 'round here. 


**Repeat Intro Once


Bridge:
Dmaj7            A/C#             Bm7         D/E
Short people are just the same as you and I  (A fool such as I)
Dmaj7       C#m7               Bm7
All men are brothers until the day they die
D/E
It's a wonderful world.


A                F#m7    Bm7              E7sus4
Short People got nobody. Short people got nobody
A                F#m7        Bm7      E7sus4
Short people got nobody to lo - ove.  They got


A                A7/G
Little baby legs and they stand so low
           D/F#                 F7
You got to pick them up just to say hello. They got 
A                   A7/G
Little cars that go beep beep beep. They got 
D/F#                A7/G
Little voices going peep peep peep. They got 
A                         A7/G
Grubby little fingers and dirty little minds
D/F#                  F7                
They're gonna get you every time, well I


A     F#m7    Bm7   E7sus4
Don't want no short people
A     F#m7    Bm7   E7sus4
Don't want no short people 
A     F#m7    Bm7   E7sus4        A
Don't want no short people 'round here. 


**Repeat Intro And Fade